Women:

Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil change.
Drink a cup of coffee.
15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

Men:
Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars for oil, filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand cleaner and scented tree.
Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard.
Open a beer and drink it.
Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
Place drain pan under engine.
Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
Give up and use crescent wrench.
Unscrew drain plug.
Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in process.
Clean up.
Have another beer while oil is draining.
Look for oil filter wrench.
Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips screwdriver and twist it off.
Beer.
Buddy shows up; finish case with him. Finish oil change tomorrow.
Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.
Throw oil lift (AKA kitty litter) on oil spilled during step 18(forgot plug in the oilpan).
Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.
Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean oil to gasket first.
Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
Remember drain plug from step 11.
Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
Hurry to replace drain plug before the whole quart of fresh oil drains onto floor.
Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame.
Bang head on floor board in reaction.
Begin cussing fit.
Throw wrench.
Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December(1992) in the left boob.
Clean up; apply Band-Aid to knuckle.
Beer.
Beer.
Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil.
Beer.
Lower car from jack stands.
Accidentally crush one of the jack stands.
Move car back to apply more oil lift (AKA kitty litter) to fresh oil spilled during step 23.
Drive car.  

thats some pretty fun stuff  

thats funny  

Its time we have some humor around here.  

ya it is some good humor not the making fun of BEN/johnnie type humor that kinda gets old but it has to hapen. you been having any luck with any upgrades for your truck yet???  

naaa you have to pour in about 16 quarts of oil in a real truck! lol every part is true  

hey blizard460 are u running a 4 or 5in downpipe????  

4 inch  

ok just wondering  how does the 5" system sound  

I am working on it, trying to save some money. But from what I came out with my choice  will be going with AfE intake and an MBRP exhaust from cat back for now. I got a good pricing for both ($675). For MBRP am going with the 5" alumina. This project is not due yet but i think that will be my first move. Sounds good or what do u think? top it of i will get a 6" tip.  

Thats good stuff! I've actually done the whole screwdriver thing once, used a belt one time when I couldnt find an oil wrench.  

roadriders350:
I am working on it, trying to save some money. But from what I came out with my choice  will be going with AfE intake and an MBRP exhaust from cat back for now. I got a good pricing for both ($675). For MBRP am going with the 5" alumina. This project is not due yet but i think that will be my first move. Sounds good or what do u think? top it of i will get a 6" tip.

if all you are going to start with is the air intake the cat back ex. will be ok but when you decise to get a programmer the 4" down pipe will almost be a necessity. sounds like a good deal with the ex. and intake id go with it.