So I'm sitting at a traffic light the other day and some nipple pulls up behind my truck on a Harley look alike. As an old Harley guy, if there's one thing I can't stand it's a wanna be. This guys on some goofy lookin Japanese chopper, half shell helmet, smoke hangin out of his mouth, the shades, Harley shirt the hole nine yards. Anyway he's revin the motor and trying to cut down the side of my truck...so close my dog is trying to lick his face! I'm saying to myself "get away from my truck retard" then I realise he's right beside my pipe...light goes green I put it in 3rd and roll on the power. When the smoke cleared there's buckwheat lookin really pissed so he takes off after me, so I mash it again this time when the smoke cleared he's stopped and chockin his gut's out, flippin me the bird...Laughed so hard I almost drove off the road...Just though I'd share that with ya!  

Great story!I hate it to when those kids on their Harley look alikes try to squezz between vehicles.You did the right thing.HA,HA.I bet he learned not to do that next to a diesel again.  

If it wasnt for the chance of hurting the dodge, it would've almost been worth it (to me) after taking off, to swerve over just a little to let him see just WHY bikes don't need to be going in between vehicles "just because they can fit"... I work on and drive 18 wheelers and believe me, you'd get an even bigger laugh outta the looks on those kids faces just by reminding them that something COULD happen from being THAT close (especially while their daddy is still paying for the bike)...
I'm NOT saying (or advocating) you gotta hit them to be able to scare them good...  

I had some dick head in a civic do just about the same thing a couple days ago. I was in my 12v (smokes alot) and i saw him comin up thru traffic swervin inbetween lanes and at the next stop light he was behind me and climbed right up my ass so close my dog was drooling on his hood he had some fugly girl ridden with him that he was tryin to impress and the guy in the surbuban next to me looked over at me and obviously knew what i was going to go because just laughed. Off the light the dumbass rode my bumper, I started off in second and when i hit 25 i threw it over into sixth and the smoke started dumping out. My dog being semi intelligent ran up the heat shield and layed down (he has been smoked out before and didnt like it). The dumbass in the civic stayed on my ass until the smoke got so thick and disgusting that nobody behind me could see. Just made my day to watch the dumbass pull over and open the door and smoke came out with him lol  

There's a big biker hangout restaurant close to where I live, and those douchebags are always going up and down the road like they own it, cutting between cars and just generally riding with a bunch of "f-you" attitude. Of course, I'm in a little weenie compact, so I don't have much intimidation, but if you so much as gesture or honk at them, the flip you off and act like real jack-holes.

Of course, bikes cutting between cars is actually legal in California (one of the few states it's allowed) but they've always got to blip their throttles and squeeze by with just millimeters to spare. I'm like, "keep your pants on, buddy! The light will turn soon enough!"  

I had a similar problem with a guy in a dodge neon the other day.  I was sittin at a red light the other day and this neon pulls up real close behind me and this guy was one of those guys you can tell is a total *** before you even met him.  So the light turns gren and I slowly start to move forward cuz Im in no big hurry and this guy blares his horn at me.  I dont know about you guys but I absolutely hate when people honk there horns at me.  Its just one of those things that pushes me over the edge.  So I stomp on my brakes and I about to get out of my truck when I decide it would be more fun to drown the guy in black smoke.  I sit there for a few seconds longer cuz I knew he would try to go around me and right when he did I stomped on the throttle so hard the tires started spinnin.  I couldnt even see the car when I pulled away there was so much smoke.  A friend of mine called me a few minutes later who saw it all happen said that the guy ran out of his car coughing and freaking out after I pulled away.  I thought it was pretty funny  

kinda like the idiot in the purple dodge neon SRT-4.  Last wednesday night, on the way back from the drive in with my GF, this guy decides hes going to pull out in front of me, lock up his brakes and then gun up to 50 mph,(this is on a country rd btw), anyway he begines to hit his brakes till he gets down to about 25-30 mph and then after i have to hit my brakes to avoid rear-ending him, the idiot decides hes going to speed back up, well after about 5 miles of this, he makes a left hand turn down a road about 2 miles from my house, well, i also turn  down that road(its my way home) and turn the edge to level 5 and stomp it, well as im rolling coal, he decides hes going to race me down the road, he tried, i mashed it, leaving him standing in and eating the never ending column of smoke pouring from my exhuast pipe, he then thinks that if can piss me off by turning on his brights, haha, i could barely see his headlights in my smoke.  

Hahaha its funny how schit like that happens to me so often (maybe its cause i live in a tech town?) anyways last night this kid came down to the locals hangout (we sit in a parking lot and BS) and is all tryin to impress some girl he has with him and he is talkin up about how his truck is the fastest in town but he doesnt race because "its not worth it" as i pull out of the lot to shoot a cruise he is right on my ass. I throw my 12v over into 6th and it starts chuggin and i mean it layed a thick cloud of black smoke and get this he tries to pass me. hahahaha not happening. I shift into third and rapped it up to 4k and blow past him and continue to smoke him out. Yep, last time we saw him all night.  

hahahaha, dont you love that, we've got a kid in town who claims his mustang 5.0 is the fastest car in the southern part of the state.  till my buddies 1970 barracuda spanked his a** last fall, hes still running his mouth, but tonight is friday night, he'll be out looking to drag race, ill go hunt him up and see what happens.  

i still like fillin those prius with smoke when the hippies are dumb enough to leave their window down at a stop light.  Smoke this ! ha ha  

those little puke cars are takin over around here. i seriously saw at least 5 on way to work this morning. I hate them.  

i agree, i cant stand them little pos cars  

Hey, anyone heard from VWDiesel lately? You know, the guy in Kansas that had that little VW pickup? That guy was pretty cool. Wonder what happened to him?  

prolly got turned off reading all the DM007 crap.  

yeah, probably, that guy is still sending me crap