Here is a comparison of how Ben get the trailer out of the chute and how E2 and(most People) would get the trailer out of the chute.

Ben:
Wakes up his lazy ass around 11:30 and gets out of bed and thinks about taking a shower to freshin up but blows that off and then looks across his room at his posters of Clay Aiken and a Duramax and thinks about waxin one off but then his dad busts down the door and yells at him to get ready to work all day (even though half the day is gone) then ben lazily walks outside and he and his dad which havent evoloved past the cave man stage get in the dodge (which is parked on a concrete pad) and start it up and floor it with it in park much to the cringe of the nieghboors and everyone else who owns a diesel. Then they tranny drop it and the Cummins goes into a full fledge burn out roasting off 25,000 miles of tread from those 15ply car tires they put on it and this is much to the surprise of Ben and his father, then they back up the truck to the trailer and this takes easily and hour and a half because it takes forever to back up that long bed regular cab pickup to the trailer just right so they can hitch up, after they get it lined up just perfectly it takes Ben and his dad another half hour just to figure out how the trailer wire harness plug works with the truck harness but they finally get it after trying the same way for 28 minutes, then Ben runs out into the field to get the four cows but bens vision is blurry because of that whisky he drank the night before, so he thinks there are eight cows instead of four, the cows see him comin and they have seen what he does to the sheep so they bolt for the trailer and ben and his dad slam the door behind them and seeing how they havent quite figured out how the latch works on trailer door they use some bailing wire and duct tape to keep the door shut, then they kick the wheels blocks back under the wheels, the last part only took them two hours i mean duct tape is pretty advanced stuff. Then they get in the Cummins and start it up and floor it much to the cringe of everyone around and the whole diesel nation, they tranny drop it again and the ground being bone dry and dusty not to mention the bald tires from the burn out they did earlier the torque released from the Cummins is just as expected and the truck goes into a full feldge burnout this time just digging into the ground Bens dad points at the trailer blocks and Ben runs out to the trailer and grabs the blocks and runs up to the dodge and of coarse the tires are still spinning ben throws the blocks under the tires which of coarse kick them out and they hit the trailer doing mach 10. The Cummins finally runs out of fuel so Ben and his dad get the gas cans and get in the s10 and go the local mini mart and fill each with a blend of #2 and premium gasoline while the clerk watchs (who is stoned) and shakes his head. they head back and fill the truck and the same routine prosists but this time they fill the holes the truck dug with water so now its throwin mud everywhere but the truck finally comes out they drive the truck around to the front of the house. By now the sun is going down so they cant go sell them till monday to they arent gonna be able to eat fancy tonight which really bums Ben out because he was hoping to a new toy in his happy meal tonight. Thats all the work they do today so they go inside andgo to bed.

E2theRock2:

Wake up around six AM and read the news paper and drink a glass of OJ or coffee or w/e and reads the newspaper untill around seven when work begins and goes over and starts up truck and lets it warm up a little before taking it around back. Realizes that he is kinda thursty so he walks inside and sees that there is only two cases of beer in the fridge both full so he friggers what the hell and takes one and dumps it all into a cooler and throws some ice on top and secures that to his four wheeler and then backs his truck up to the 40' trailer and then within the half hour he backs it into the chute and notices one one of the tires are low on the trailer so he walks into the garage and gets the air compressor and fills the tire up drinks a beer and then cleans the trailer out and drinks beer #2. After that he carefully selects which cows he doesnt like and takes them and puts all 12 of them in the trailer and latches the door and then drinks beer #3 and its not even nine o clock yet. Then his brothers join him and its time to go to town and sell the cows and get some spendin cash to buy stuff like turbos and beer and w/e else he dreams up. After sellin the cows they go back to the ranch which by the way is a real ranch and not some play ranch like Bens they all crack open a beer and discuss what they need to get done for the rest of the day (beer #4) they get on four wheelers and go check cows and E2 consumes beer # 5,6,7,&8 and barely buzzin. They decide its time to work on the new houses so they ride down to where they are and get on machinery and work till around noon when sister brings out food and they break for half an hour and then back to work and josh consumes three more beers and Kyle consumes w/e is left over WTF?!!? E2 and Kyle get into an arguement about whos beer that was then quickly goes back to work untill about six when its time for dinner and they ride up to the house and eat a nice homemade meal and then after dinner the three boys sit on the back porch and watch the sun go down while shootin coyotes. Somehow the other case of beer went missing and josh is shitfaced so kyle and E2 kick his ass for not sharing and send him to bed. E2 heads to town and cuddles with gf untill he falls asleep.

Hope you guys enjoyes this!!!!
Laterz
E2theRock2  

man i love this, its freaking awesome.  

that sounds about right. you forgot the morning sheep violation that ben and his dad do together every morning and twice on holidays.  

HEY E2, YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THE DODGE SITS TO HIGH FOR THE TRAILER, AND WHEN BEN TRYS TO PULL THE TRAILER THE 15-PLY TIRES BREAK THEIR BEADS!!!!  

i thought ben woke up so late because he works so hard. man gotta pay for the duramax  

yeah, haha ben hasn't stepped out into the REAL world yet with bills and REAL work. all he can do is just talk about what he plans on doing. its just sad that one day my hard earned tax dollars are gonna be payin for his wellfare check...  

Well on the nights that Ben and his family are treated to McDonalds they all pile in Bens regal and of coarse Ben learning from his primative father gets in and holds the go petal to the floor even before start up and so when it starts its gettin more fuel than it can handle and then he slamms it into drive and they do a big smokey burnout and then take off and head towards McDonalds. They all make Duramax sounds as they drive down the road so Ben feels that he is in "his mighty duramax" and when they finally get lost in the little one horse town of Randolph butt fuk Nebraska but finally find their way to the golden arches they go inside and order food from a guy with a name tag that says "esanchez" (hahahaha all in good humor dude) and Benny boy orders his Happy Meal hoping to get the next cool Hot wheels car which looks like a Duramax. Finally after the cashier gets off the computer (diesel power hehehe) the Gubbels get their food and Benny quickley gobbles up his and his sisters happy meals and finds all the toys and opens them all and takes them because they are all the one he wanted. Seeing that his sisters are now hungry ans frail and his family paid with the change that Ben farted out of his ass last week they have no way to pay for more food for the girls and of coarse they dont have a credit card to charge it to are you kidding me? After they leave they decide to cruise down main street and when they do they encounter an angry but simpathetic E2 who instead of pulling Ben out of the car at a stop light he just blows a huge cloud of "Duramax smoke" at Ben which gets his girlfriend/sister horny, wait, thats a siezure not getting horny. so as the gubbels drive down the street in a thick fog of smoke trailing from E2s truck Benny catches up (after all i am lugging the piss out of it) And Benny sees E2s smilin face in the windshield seeing that you cant see thru the 5% tinted windows and tries to speed off making fast Duramax noises but E2 has a turbo and catches Ben before being distracted by a sale at the liquor store and no I'm not an alcoholic but i know a good sale when i see one and goes in there (yea ben I'm 19 derr) and gives the cute blonde girl behind the counter a wink and she totally forgets that he was under age to buy booze. E2 calls it a night after Bennys dad offers to let him sleep inside their shack E2 just decides to sleep in his truck. The next morning E2 is up at six am and ready to work while Benny sleeps into eight before E2 walks into his room (which smells like ass) and dumps an ice cold bucket of water all over him (the first shower Ben has had all month) and drags his ass out of bed and the day starts early for Ben. He and his dad go thru the same routine as before and when E2 sees what they do to the Cummins he opens a beer and starts the drinking and now ben has made him a rageing alcoholic lol just kidding and after about the fourth try to get the truck lined up to the trailer E2 rips Bed father out of the truck and does it himself in ONE try and then hooks it all up all by himself. E2 then opens beer four (yea i consumed three while watching the cavemen back up the trailer, it was that painful) and ben knows what time it is so he starts to get naked and e2 quickly finishes beer four and goes over and punches ben in the face which knocks him out and e2 walks out into the field while drinking beer five and rounds up eight cows all of which are really small compared to the ones back home and he even figures out to the amazement of the Gubbels how the trailer door latches shut. E2 now gets in and eases the mighty Cummins out of the chute and has Ben and his dad get in and they head to the market and about the time e2 gets directions wrong for the twenty second time he decides he'll call gunman for directions who is on his computer lucky ducky and looks it up and gives e2 turn by turn directions and they make it in record time this time because someone that had more than half a brain came to the rescure and actually niether one of the cavemen have even half a brain that extra stuff in there is crayons that they shoved in their ears. After selling the cows and getting a whole $40 dollars for the smallest cows on the face of the earth E2 takes the money and puts some diesel in the Cummins like five gallons or something like that because its so damn expensive and then takes the gubbels home and its now lunch time and e2 refuses to eat the crap (literally) that they serve and seeing that it is still daylight out when they are done eating and they have no other work to do Ben now has time to chase the sheep down and well you know the story after that..... Man i drug this out for a long ass time..... Where am i going next on my trip across America? You Blowin Smoke members decide!  

if ben worked half as much as he claims, he wouldnt be on here every other hour, he'd be like most of the rest of the farming community, OUT IN THE FIELDS WORKING!!!!!!  

Well gentlemen the farm has alot of work to do.But I'm the one doing it like yesterday fixing fence and the planter is all I got done.If it wasn't raining right now I'd be hauling manuer on the fields but alas the 4020 is useless in mud and I wouldn't want to leave tracks in the field from hauling manuer like our idiot neighbor did.  

uh huh, sure whatever you say ben  

E2 is still in butt fuk and he decides that it is time to help the Gubbels out by traveling to a town that has a walmart and he buys some cheap mudders for the Cummins and then goes back to the Gubbels place and Ben being gay like he is (i mean you bring up something about girls and he changes the subject) tries to hump E2s leg and E2 shoves him off and Ben sees the sheep hiding in the corner of the farm scared so he waddles his fat ass over to them and you know what happens from there on out and E2 takes off those "15ply car tires" that dawn the Cummins and replaces them with the walmart tires which are good enough for the Gubbels hell the way they drive the tires will last 24 hours before being destroyed by the last of the Neanderthals in a smokey burnout on the driveway. E2 then gets rid of the other set of "15 ply car tires" that are on the trailer and replaces those with some trailer tires like whats supposed to be on them and everything looks like its supposed to be and then just for schits and giggles E2 kicks Bens ass and leave the farm and goes back home and the next day he goes to work like usual and the first customer of the day is some dooshe bag named salior645 that says his diesel doesnt have glow plugs hoping that the service rep will believe him and they dont they think he is a dumbass mostly because the battery is dead again from leaving his banks pda on all night while he pulled an all nighter with a trucker and so e2 takes salior645s truck into the back where he preforms what ben would call magic and the battery is like new again (its called a charger Ben) and then as E2 delivers saliors truck back salior starts rambling on about Banks is the greatest company in the world and that his duramax is pushin 255 to the wheels now instead of the stock 250 and E2 gets tired of numb nuts following him around and takes him for a ride in the notoriuos black duramax that is pushin over 600 horse at the wheels and salior schits himself and then gives himself a hernia and E2 takes him to the hospital where they futher diagnose it as being retarded and he is reprimanded and taken to the mental hospital in Evanston, then next some dude stops in the shop riding a bike and he goes by the name Leopard and he talks with a lisp and talks about absolutely nothing and the service advisor gets bored and starts playing with his yo yo and E2 kicks Leotarts bike over and Leotart crys like a little school girl that just lost a game of hop scotch of Bens favorite game jump rope even tho ben cant jump and E2 gets into a facts match with him and kicks his ass because Leotart is Bens brother except skinnyer because Ben consumes all food like a vaccuum and Leotart stomps out and never returns rumor is he jumped off a bridge but i swear he returned to the wild and became the worlds first grown man that was wild and retarded, what an accomplishment that is he could but that on his imaginary resume thats prolly longer then Bens imaginary resume and then E2 gets on diesel power and sees ben is posting (the sheep must be hiding again or maybe they killed themselves, which wouldnt matter because ben is a Necophiliac) and its the same stuff as usual because he thinks he can fool everyone including members of his own gang with his stupidity, and stuff about the powerstroke being junk and he has never owned anything in his life because he has never worked for a single thing in his entire life and then he rambles on about himself and trys to look smart about something tractor related and he ends up making himself look like a complete retard and everyone bashes him including the dp admins because they feel bad that he is retarded and want him to have a chance at making friends but as you can see its not working because everyone thinks he is dumb and he brings them down thats why he doesnt have any friends it also doesnt help that he is real self absorbed and stupid so that drives everyone away and then he crys about everyone hating him and he cant figure out why......

Where am i heading to next? Maybe Oregon, Indiana, Florida, Michigan, or South Carolina.... you decide!  

You are the imcompitent morron. You dont belong here and you never will you poor piece of schit that will never own anything. Shut the fuk up and cancel your account and dont ever come back  

Because i actually bring something to this site like helpful knowledge with truck problems unlike you who is so self centered that all you can do is talk about yourself.  

Well come next year I will be able to do all the stuff you can so why should I cancel hmm?  

Thats all talk like usual you lie so god damn much its fuking stupid.